Eccentrics
We all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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( , Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
We all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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( , Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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My friend George...
...was so shy at primary school that once, when he'd forgotten his kit, he just got naked and joined the line for the walk to the gym rather than face the embarassment of telling the teacher. Great logic!
He also once tried so hard to hold in a fart during assembly that it actually whistled out of him at an incredibly loud volume. Everyone in the school turns round to see George grimacing in embarassment, and the headteacher just said 'I think you'd better leave the room, dear'.
He's a bit braver nowadays, but I still worry about him a little bit.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:35, 3 replies)
...was so shy at primary school that once, when he'd forgotten his kit, he just got naked and joined the line for the walk to the gym rather than face the embarassment of telling the teacher. Great logic!
He also once tried so hard to hold in a fart during assembly that it actually whistled out of him at an incredibly loud volume. Everyone in the school turns round to see George grimacing in embarassment, and the headteacher just said 'I think you'd better leave the room, dear'.
He's a bit braver nowadays, but I still worry about him a little bit.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:35, 3 replies)
Oh I wish this had been on the main page...
Honorary click since it wasn't.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:31, closed)
Honorary click since it wasn't.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:31, closed)
Aw, thanks...
It doesn't really fit the bill though, I reckon. Maybe I'll repost if there's a QOTW about the painfully shy.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:30, closed)
It doesn't really fit the bill though, I reckon. Maybe I'll repost if there's a QOTW about the painfully shy.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:30, closed)
This is not fair
I am in an open plan office with my boss directly in front of me. The only thing saving me is a 24" monitor
( , Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:24, closed)
I am in an open plan office with my boss directly in front of me. The only thing saving me is a 24" monitor
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