Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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The Space ship....I was a wee nipper at the time, around seven years old and still mastering the intricacies of my penis. Well, more like have a bit of a fiddle under the covers, but whatever.
One night, during my drowsy fiddlings, I went to sleep without... 'tucking the fireman in'. Yeah... I didn’t pull my foreskin back over my todger.
Cue next morning, I get out of bed, and look down at my tackle. A space ship. My cock looked like a flying saucer thanks to my swollen foreskin inflating so much it made my cock look like a UFO. First thing I did was shout for me mam, bless her, who had the day off work taking me to the doctors.
They put this cream on it, left it under some Clingfilm, and a few minuets later I was back home, eating ice lollys and playing Top Trumps with my mum, all for playing with my self.
Quite a good day in all, except it hurt when I pissed for a good few days after. Didn’t complain about the swelling though!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 2:13, Reply)
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