Ambidextryst
I am left-handed, and round about the age of 15 became convinced that improving my right-handed handwriting would unlock that 90% of the brain that nobody can apparently use. That and I could forge signatures or somesuch babble. I devised a rigorous schedule of exercises for the summer, and set to work. When I saw no improvement to my right-handed scratching after 8 weeks, I complained to a friend, who said I should practice other typically left-handed activities with the right hand. I thought about this for a while, then spent the weekend right-handed wanking. My handwriting never improved beyond retarded, but I can still have a solo threesome.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:56, 6 replies)

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It always feels wierd wanking with the wrong hand:/
(Freddles, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 3:48, closed)

^ this
but that's what makes it special.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:17, closed)

The whole '90% of your brain is unused' fact is absolute bollocks
You don't use your full brain for every mental task - you use different parts for different tasks. So, you only use 10% of your brain at any one time.

Oh, and *click* for 'solo threesome'
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:17, closed)

have a click
for the use of tryst
( zulu eh?, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:39, closed)

Wrong hand wanking.
It feels like it's someone else is doing it! Great!

Cue some great wanking adventures...
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:48, closed)

strange,
I'm ambidextrous but can only wank with the left. but my writings better with the right.

Which is the feminine side of the brain?
(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:51, closed)