The world's strongest magnets
Got stuck up my friends nose. Magnetically. Through his septum.

The gang and I were over at a friends house whose parents were out of town. We were hanging out, admiring refrigerator photos, looking through junk drawers, when we came across a bag labeled, "World's Strongest Magnets!" There were 2 rectangular stainless steel wafers about the size of my thumbnail. we marveled at way the magnets attracted each other through your arm. Not your hand mind you, but your arm.

So my friend Aaron, the loud, jovial one of the group puts the magnets on the outside of his nostrils. We all giggle like maniacs as his nose is pinched together and he crosses his eyes.

Did I mention we were tripping balls on acid? No? Well, we were.

So he goes to take the magnets off but they have a strong grip on either side of his nose. He tries to slide them down his nostrils but the magnets somehow flipped up inside his nostrils.

We pissed ourselves literally and physically (one of us) as Aaron's face turned beet red while he ran around waving his arms and screaming. After the initial hilarity wore off we had to figure out how to get these magnets out of his nose.

Since we were frying, we devised a electro magnetic polarity reverser that was a car battery tied to a refrigerator magnet with a torn extension cord. It didn't reverse the magnetic fields, but it did make Aaron scream more. That made us laugh more.

Finally someone sober came over and went in with a pair of tweezers. There was a lot of screaming and laughing but they did come out.

Then we went to Denny's.
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:54, 2 replies)

For the love of God why?
Denny's?!?!
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 14:08, closed)

What a big nose.
How did he get this bad boy up his nose?


(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 14:38, closed)