Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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In his youth.... my uncle was left to look after my grandparent's house whilst they went away for a week.
They were slightly apprehensive about leaving him in charge due to the fact that last time he was, the television started smoking for some reason and ended up being lauched out into the garden. Through the window. It rained that night and poor little TV was ruined.
On this occassion it was poor little pet cat that was ruined.
Obviously a painful moment in any family when a pet dies but my granny is a cat fanatic so everyone knew just how upset she would be.
Thinking it would be a good idea, my uncle decided to find out exactly how the cat had died (probably to save him from getting the blame) so the shed turned into an operating table.
He then proceeded to cut open my granny's beloved pet to discover that it had eaten a rat that had eaten rat poison which my grandad had put down). Result! He wasn't to blame.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:11, 1 reply)
Homemade autopsy??*Clicks enthusiastically*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 0:36, closed)
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