Robert Pattinson
Ok, I've read Twilight, albeit under duress from my obsessed housemates. It was alright - just wish I'd had the idea first, to be honest, given the money she's made from it. I've watched the film and it was pretty entertaining. But what I can't understand is the ridiculous obsession that the media, and women in general, seem to have with 'R-Pattz'. As a 21 year old heterosexual female, it seems that I'm expected to adore him. I just think he looks a bit dirty. And not in a good way. Brooding and intense does nothing for me.

And he has fucking weird nipples.
(HugeTonsils was being a shop bitch on, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 0:13, 6 replies)

Doesn't he hate the role he's now shackled to?

( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 2:33, closed)

So I hear
Apparently he bags out Stephenie Meyer in interviews and avoids showering to try and drive away the hordes of squealing fangirls.

I remember reading that he had no idea how ridiculously popular the books were and only took the part so he could hit on his co-star.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 4:30, closed)

I agree
he does nothing for me, either.
( cakelady, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 9:39, closed)

Completely agree.
I don't understand why women of all ages slobber all over him, especially playing a role where he's basically a stalking, sparkly weed.

... and what's with the eyebrows?
(Lucoire tutted and shook her head in disbelief on, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 11:42, closed)

The girls in my college...
put a fuck-off massive poster of him on our common room wall.

Someone told me that they wanted to hit him with a frying pan. I said it looks like someone already had. Seriously, how is it that every teenage girl in the country has a crush on this guy?

I'm sure he is a nice guy in real life, but how is he held in such high regard as a hot guy with the face he has?
(General_Manchego, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 14:31, closed)

I've found myself staring at his face, trying to see what every other girl my age seems to see. I feel nothing! Plus it's a bit sick that women the same age as my mum (and older) go mental over him as well - I think in America they call themselves 'the Twilight moms'. Shudder.
(HugeTonsils was being a shop bitch on, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:27, closed)