* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Other than teaching my 3 year old to cupcake...and when he was 2 to "taste his tongue" and say "Errrrgh - I can taste that" whenever someone farted...
I like to fart loudly, as my dog always looks up, and turns and sniffs her arse in case to check if it was her that did it.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 9:35, Reply)
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