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If the only time you have left your house is to attend a "festival" you should seriously consider wrapping your cock in barbed wire and fucking your own ass till you die.
Or, if you are of the other side, a broom handle will do. The barbed wire is NOT optional.
(godisdove I like cheese, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:41, 1 reply)

WOW
You're so cool, you must drive a Honda Accord...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57, closed)

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Actually I shit them. See above or possibly below, I am getting confused.
(godisdove I like cheese, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, closed)

This explains the issue with festivals
Those chemical toilets would never flush an entire Honda...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, closed)

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Get on top of me or get underneath but please stop jumping about like that. I wonder if the main jets is just too worn. Might explain the lumpy idle and total inability to rev up.
(godisdove I like cheese, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, closed)