was a friends house once
getting pissed, went to the toilet and had a sit down pee. After about 15 seconds the door burst open and she announced, 'your taking too long.' Dropped her jeans and knickers and sat on my lap facing me. I gather this was a practiced maneuver as she got 98% of her piss into the bowl via my cock & balls which gave me the most enormous erection(for a man of my age). This story has no happy ending though; she got off and said 'use the toilet roll to clean up' and before i knew it we were back in the front room watching a film but me having to sit uncortably for about 30 mins.
(Discreditor wants the dream to come true, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:42, 5 replies)

what bloke
has a sit down pee???
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 23:01, closed)

One
too drunk to stand up?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 23:14, closed)

this seems likely to me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 8:39, closed)

one that may also need a poo?

( weaver., Thu 29 Oct 2009, 0:03, closed)

That was what I thought too
Although if he was doing one, I'd imagine the experience to be less pleasant.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 4:00, closed)