How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Spaghetti in a carrier bagI used to play in a band that was lucky enough to fly to New York a couple of times.
On one of these trips, myself and another band member stayed at the record label boss's flat.
We knew that he was a millionaire and expected the accommodation to be pretty nice, however what we found was that:
The floor was covered in crisps, cigarette butts and grit.
The bed (there was only one, so we ended up sleeping on a sofa and the crispy, gritty floor) had stains all over it and plates of half eaten curry on it.
The fridge contained nothing but black mold, a carrier bag of cooked spaghetti and a vegetable drawer full of congealed sweets.
The shower floor was carpeted in pubes.
Nice.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 0:30, Reply)
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