Christmas
I had a job cleaning trains. We got a £20 bonus for cleaning up vom or shit from the seats, £100 for a toilet ‘blowback incident’ and £400 for helping clean up after a fatality. The inevitable Christmas suicides were great for helping with those little extras. I salute every one of the selfish fuckers.
(Mr la-de-da Gunner Graham, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:01, 6 replies)

Very wrong.
but probably right.

fair play.
(King Nightmare, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:20, closed)

"Say Bob, does this look like a testicle to you?"
A mate of mine's dad worked for the railways. One of his jobs was to examine anything caught on the underside of the train, and establish if it was human or animal...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:36, closed)

A tattoo is always a giveaway.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:38, closed)

Tattooed testes?
That's taking it to the top.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:25, closed)

Should have tried harder at school

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:25, closed)

well if im feeling charitable
I might just pop off down to the tracks
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:05, closed)