Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Bong-hatIt was my mate's birthday in the first year of Uni and someone had given him one of those beer hats, with two can holders and a dual straw arrangement. However, we came up with a much better use for it - replace the cans with coke-bottle bongs.
20 minutes later our bong hat was ready and, toting two spliffs, was passed about the room. All was good for the first couple of minutes until we passed it to a guy who was standing under the smoke alarm in the bedroom. Needless to say the emissions from two J's held directly underneath the smoke alarm was enough to set off the alarms throughout the building, despatching the Sussex firebrigade en route to campus.
It was still an excellent hat though.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:00, Reply)
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