Flirting vs. Harassment
A mate of mine told me about his mate who worked in HR for a bank on the South Coast who had to 'manage' an employee complaint brought about by prolonged flirting.

Young lad worked in a bank customer service centre, and sat opposite a fit bird. Every morning he'd say hello, and she'd smile sweetly back. Every day he'd play tents in his trousers and walk with a stoop to the coffee machine.

One day, he broke down. His gusset could handle the flirting/teasing no more. As she walked in to work in the morning he dived across the table and grabbed her top-bollocks with both hands screaming "YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!".

Turns out, she didn't.
(Tighthead, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:49, 4 replies)

Well?
Did they sack her or what?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:50, closed)

HAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahaha!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:53, closed)

OfficeLols
for that Sir.
(Kip, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:56, closed)

I see what you did there...
...you think it was her getting disciplined, but, see, it was him. He was the one doing the harassing. Him. Not her. So, no. I think he got a ticking-off though.

Oh.

Bugger.

Very good sir. Very good!
(Tighthead, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 23:19, closed)