best ever description of a findus crispy pancake:
"it's like eating baby food out of a hot slipper"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:21, 2 replies)

^ This
Is exactly correct - if you add the word magma in front of hot.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:27, closed)

If I remember correctly
the chicken and mushroom ones had already been ingested by the baby at least once, and it was unclear which end of the baby it had come out of before being piped into that cardboard thing they were wrapped in.
(username failed moderation, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:35, closed)

I'm so glad I converted to a liquid diet recently.

(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:37, closed)

It was clear enough which end the mince beef and onion one had come out of though..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:38, closed)

Ugh.
That's true.
(username failed moderation, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:38, closed)

Or if it's the first time you cook them as a teenager......
It's like eating a frozen gravy ice lolly out of a burnt hot slipper
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 16:34, closed)