Umm
This is really hilarious, obviously because she isn't with you she deserved to have an extreme skin irritant inside her REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS. I think she has had a lucky escape not being with what amounts to a mysogynistic dickwad.

Sometimes I wish I didn't come on this site.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:48, 6 replies)

You've somewhat missed the point
it was the cheating that hurt most. Well, second most after the BURNING!
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:17, closed)

He has a point
People do cheat. It's something you can predict with a great deal of accuracy.

But somehow we turn what's common and normal into the idea that it's the most horrendous thing that can happen. Well it's not. Cancer is worse. Getting diabetes is worse. Having someone beat you up outside the pub is worse.

Hurting someone (and you may have although it looks like you got away with it) isn't something to be happy about.

Now excuse me while I go shag the secretary.
(clopinettes, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 15:05, closed)

If you don't like what people post, then don't come here.
I for one thought the post was funny. Click!
(hutchers, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 16:24, closed)

It
happens very rarely.

Thank you very much for helping me, I had no idea that if I actually wanted to stop coming to the site I could... stop visiting the site!!!111wowserz!!

*sticks tongue out*
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 16:59, closed)

*two finger salute*

(hutchers, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 17:56, closed)

eh feck off
Then don't come on the website.. there ya go, sorted.

It's not like he covered the rabbit with the juice from a nasty staph infection is it?

sounds like the skank deserved it.
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 17:03, closed)

It's not the not being with him, it's the cheating. I think.
If you don't want to be with someone, fine, break it off with them - don't go sneaking around behind their backs. Chilli burn isn't going to cause any permanent damage and might just give a little insight into the burning sense of betrayal that you have obviously been lucky enough to never experience.

And in any case, chilli isn't an 'extreme skin irritant' - caustic soda is an extreme skin irritant, chillis just hurt a bit. If he'd soaked the things in bleach, you'd have a point. As it is, he has a funny story, and you don't.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 21:53, closed)

That's right pal.
She did deserve it. pious git.
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:15, closed)

Being Cheated On
Is something that the majority of us has and will go through? I understand that burying a child or watching a loved one slowly die is more horrific.

But

That does not excuse the fact that when someone who you have trusted and loved for the majority of your adult life does this to you, you are going to feel Hurt, then upset, then angry, then vengeful.

For two months I was a bit of a wreck, and then I picked myself up, dusted myself off and got on with living my life.

As with the chili - police all over the world use pepper spray on peoples eyes. WITH NO LASTING EFFECTS.
If you really think that some scotch bonnet will leave a women infertile - you must be the sort of girl who is mature enough to stick up professional photos of herself attempting to look alluring and inviting just above a photo where she is publicly mocking a man solely on his lack of aesthetic features (or lack of camera awareness) - all on a site that advertises the "sick book of jokes" and "Tunnel or funnel" as one of its triumphs....isn’t that right gramophone?

Perhaps we both need some moral guidance


AGGG---AAHHHH....DO!...DO!....DO!
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 16:56, closed)

You go girl...uh, guy?
(Musuko, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 17:38, closed)