I used to worship the banana...
I gave praise to the almighty Melon; my allegiance could never be broken with the Lord Cheeseus, and his 12 dis-apples. I even dabbled with Leekhism, and became a Vindalu. I didn't take much Stock in being a Mueslim though.

After a while, however, I became disullusioned with Food Sects.


I am so sorry.
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:41, 4 replies)

*Sigh*
I'm very disappointed in you. Go to your room and have a long hard think about what you've done.
(berk, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 12:54, closed)

I said I'm sorry!
Please don't ground me, I've got a date with Melissa tonight, and she says if I'm lucky I can take a trip round her lady garden.

Also, I believe this is the only pun I've put on here in the last 2 1/2 years.

*self flagellates*

N.B. Melissa may not exist
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:38, closed)

ha
ha... ya nutter
(The Cats Twat, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:31, closed)

*click*
If only because 'worshipping the banana' gave me the giggles.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 5:19, closed)