Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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I said I'm sorry!Please don't ground me, I've got a date with Melissa tonight, and she says if I'm lucky I can take a trip round her lady garden.
Also, I believe this is the only pun I've put on here in the last 2 1/2 years.
*self flagellates*
N.B. Melissa may not exist
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