I should mention...
I'm doing this in jest because I am bored by this QOTW. If this turns into a hot-or-not I will continue to be bored. Humor me.
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:31, 5 replies)

Could you please
throw some water over her too.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:34, closed)

Um, humour has another u in it....

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:36, closed)

You'd think that, but you'd be wrong.
There are other countries out there that use different spellings. Funny, that.
(Exempt OH WOW, VICODIN, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:37, closed)

Generally I feel the English have a better grasp of English than anyone
Although a visit to Newcastle kind of blows that idea out the water..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:39, closed)

Ebay has much the same effect
I refuse to buy anything from someone if their punctuation and spelling is worse than my 6 year old.

Somehow, I just assume whatever they're selling is stolen.
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 10:00, closed)

is this girl ginger and american?
unlucky
( Glovington, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 10:01, closed)

Kind of
ooops, how the fuck did that Americanism get there?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:16, closed)

ginger, tubby and a septic?
you poor arrogant girl. By the way, why don't you lot refer to america as a cuntry. It'd be accurate and keep your (yor) spelling consistent.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:48, closed)

This is either ironic genius
or sublime stupidity.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:18, closed)

genius, i think
as on this occasion i intended it...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:33, closed)

Yeah
the edit sorted that out. Good work.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:56, closed)

Posting on a mobile
does lead to the odd typo!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 4 Mar 2010, 6:29, closed)

Two very good points.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 10:18, closed)

No, you wanted people to fawn all over you (or your girlfriend) and boost your ovbously-lacking self esteem and ego....
... but when that didn't happen, you changed it into a "I'm bored" type message.

Christ, yeah', you look OK, but your personailty ovbously needs a lot of work, go talk this through with your counciler, maybe they can help.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 10:25, closed)

You've got a tiny head.
.

Never mind, I'm sure your boss really will leave his wife for you one day, it's definatly going to happen, he promised, he must do it... that's not another 8 years you can get back, and let's face it, you're no spring chicken anymore.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 10:28, closed)

Stop being mean to people who post pictures of girls gonz.
Gawd, you know better than this. Don't make me joust you.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 10:36, closed)

You've got enough breasts for two.
So stop whiteknighting in the hope to get some more.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:21, closed)

DooOOOooode, stop cock-blocking me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:47, closed)

just
get them out & then we can all move on
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:21, closed)