Guilty pleasures...
Probably too many to remember, but here goes...


1) I will put almost anything on a sandwich. Baked beans, mashed potato, fish fingers, potato waffles, crisps, chips, roast beef & gravy, minced beef/lamb... same goes for toasties.

2) Sitting at exactly 30mph in towns. Seems to really rile people.

3) Local radio station Rock Radio. I have most of the breakfast show adverts saved on the computer, and I know most of the lyrics to most of the stuff they play, which is embarrasing when I forget the window is down and I'm singing Rockin' All Over The World at the top of my voice.

4) Overtaking on motorways at 70mph in the inside lane when traffic in the middle lane is only moving at 50. Same goes for the outside lane when theres a sales rep trying to get past and flashing lights...

5) Dropping song lyrics into conversation.

6) Swearing around people who I know it will shock or disturb.

7) The already noted shit/no wipe/shower combo.

8) "Flight of the Navigator" and "The Brave Little Toaster".

9) The Hungry Caterpillar.

10) Against as has been noted elsewhere, using the make & model of car at junctions to make decision on letting them out.

11) Using the size of a vehicle to force a way through. Refused to reverse back along a busy street in an Iveco luton van when I came up against a Merc S-class - sat for a full 25 minutes reading the paper before he would reverse back.

12) Older cars (probably 1976-on), specifically Fords, Vauxhalls, Peugeot-Talbots, Austin Montegos and Eastern Bloc cars - I get far too excited if I see something like a Mk2 Vauxhall Cavalier or Mk2 Ford Granada on the road, and I have been known to almost hit other road users if I see a Talbot Solara. Co-incidentally, if theres anyone out there with an FSO Polonez for sale, I'd like to know!

13) The Proclaimers.

14) Cleaning my ears with kirby grips and biro lids. Probably quite dangerous but its great. And I bite my nails too much.

Might be more...
(clearasmud, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 23:50, 4 replies)

:O
flight of the navigator is an awesome movie, no matter how lame and childish it seems...
(brotagaia, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 1:01, closed)

Yes!
Waffle butties!
(Xstopher, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:59, closed)

mmm, kirby grips
They are exactly the right shape and with fantastic manoeuvrability - for precision ear-canal scratching.
(entry_level_adultette, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:36, closed)

you forgot...
Chicken Kiev sandwiches :)
(kyoob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:54, closed)