Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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all i wanted to do was go to a footy gamenot really a guilty secret, because and i'll be honest i dont feel guilty just overawed at what id done
a few years ago i made a flag for my mate whom i was attending a cup final in cardiff with.... we carried this thing with us all day and had our photos taken with it by various people and then at the end of the game we chucked it on the pitch.. when two of our players picked it up and held it aloft..... imagine the outrage at two swansea footballers hold up a welsh flag with the legend F**K OFF CARDIFF written on it in quite large letters (for those not in the know, swansea and cardiff are two cities in wales who have quite a dislike of each other).... upon finding the next day of the scandal we had created my mate entered what can only be called a fit of paranoia and proceded to dispose of all evidence of us ever having been there and also dispose of his stash..
even now we cant admit to it when people talk about it 'cause in all honesty who'd belive us?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4871238.stm
and thats my virginity lost at last :-)
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:55, Reply)
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