GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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two black ballsMy wife once kicked me in the nuts.
She thought I'd move, I thought she wouldn't do it.
The flat of her foot caught both balls perfectly and crushed them against my pelvis. I just dropped there and then, landed in a big puddle and whimpered for a long time getting soaked while she tried not to laugh.
For 2 weeks my balls went from a dark blue/purple colour back their normal colour.
I have NEVER known pain like it, I couldn't wear denims for weeks, anything even touching my balls was agony.
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