but not when my gf's in the car
When i come down the slip road to join the motorway I often find myself saying 'increase to attack speed' like off of starwars as I wind up to 80mph in my mighty 1.4L hatchback.
I also have to eat my veg before the rest of my meal to 'get it out of the way'.
also after I beat up Mr T I have to have amazing sex with half a dozen really HOT nymphos (added to compensate my manliness for the veg comment).
(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:00, 7 replies)

Yupyup
I do that with the veg. Get the crap out of the way first!
(Cloudane, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:08, closed)

Why bother with the veg at all?
It's only going to prolong your miserable, meaningless existence
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:19, closed)

Speak for yourself sunshine!
There are shorter term benefits too
(Cloudane, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:25, closed)

Damn straight.
If I eat only meat and chips I feel like crap afterwards. Probably because I'm not a lion.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:43, closed)

Lions don't eat chips, you tit

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 20:04, closed)

I sometimes say
"Stay in attack formation" and line the car infront up with the top of the steering wheel.

Then the M4 is very tedious.
( Dervel OTBC, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:33, closed)

I say "Punch it Chewie"
My wife looks at me cluelessly.
I can't wait till my son is old enough so I can teach him to say it too.
I might even let him put the car into fifth for me.
(WOGAN'S WIG FIXER, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:15, closed)