Bizarre habits
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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Guinness
After taking each sip, swig or draught, I find myself rotating the glass clockwise (as viewed from the top) about 72 degrees or so, once the level's below about three-quarters full.
That way, you end up with a nice clean glass at the end of your pint, in contrast with those common amateur quaffers whose messy pint glasses have foam wastefully plastered all over the place.
Is it too early for a drink?
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:47, 7 replies)
After taking each sip, swig or draught, I find myself rotating the glass clockwise (as viewed from the top) about 72 degrees or so, once the level's below about three-quarters full.
That way, you end up with a nice clean glass at the end of your pint, in contrast with those common amateur quaffers whose messy pint glasses have foam wastefully plastered all over the place.
Is it too early for a drink?
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:47, 7 replies)
too early
surely that depends on how long you've been up. If you've just got in from a night shift, I can't see what difference it makes.
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:49, closed)
surely that depends on how long you've been up. If you've just got in from a night shift, I can't see what difference it makes.
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:49, closed)
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I used to go sailing most weekends in the summer, when I was single. Stella Artois and doughnuts used to be our normal breakfast.
My Mrs insists on stupid shit like toast and papayas. Fuck's sake.
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:51, closed)
I used to go sailing most weekends in the summer, when I was single. Stella Artois and doughnuts used to be our normal breakfast.
My Mrs insists on stupid shit like toast and papayas. Fuck's sake.
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:51, closed)
On a lad's holiday in Mallorca ...
... with a Romanian pal, breakfast was tsuica (triple-distilled grape pip brandy), slenina (raw smoked pork fat, sliced from the skin), white bread and mustard.
Set you up for the day, that did..
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:08, closed)
... with a Romanian pal, breakfast was tsuica (triple-distilled grape pip brandy), slenina (raw smoked pork fat, sliced from the skin), white bread and mustard.
Set you up for the day, that did..
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:08, closed)
Maybe he takes a protractor to the pub.
There are 5 people in my household. In that situation you get quite good at guessing 72° when it comes to sharing out a cake/pie/tart equally.
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:11, closed)
There are 5 people in my household. In that situation you get quite good at guessing 72° when it comes to sharing out a cake/pie/tart equally.
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:11, closed)
I'm no good at angles
Whenever I try and cut a cake into an odd number of pieces I always end up with one that is smaller than the rest.
Luckily cos I cut it I'm closest so I nab myself the biggest piece, omnomnomnom!
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:01, closed)
Whenever I try and cut a cake into an odd number of pieces I always end up with one that is smaller than the rest.
Luckily cos I cut it I'm closest so I nab myself the biggest piece, omnomnomnom!
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:01, closed)
You are not alone.
I have not measured the angle but estimate I do it too and around the 72 mark.
Also related to Guinness:
- If a friend tries to pick up their pint before it is settled, one must say 'wait for it' in the manner of a sargeant-major and make them put it down.
- If you get a 'tache from the 'bishops-collar' be sure to leave it on, then face the person you are with and go 'aaarrrghhhhhh' before wiping your mouth.
- If you are in a pub and drinking Guinnness and U2 come on the jukebox one must drink up, say 'cunts' and leave with no explanation.
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:01, closed)
I have not measured the angle but estimate I do it too and around the 72 mark.
Also related to Guinness:
- If a friend tries to pick up their pint before it is settled, one must say 'wait for it' in the manner of a sargeant-major and make them put it down.
- If you get a 'tache from the 'bishops-collar' be sure to leave it on, then face the person you are with and go 'aaarrrghhhhhh' before wiping your mouth.
- If you are in a pub and drinking Guinnness and U2 come on the jukebox one must drink up, say 'cunts' and leave with no explanation.
( , Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:01, closed)
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