HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Not so much heckling...but hassling nonetheless.
My friend and I, drunk as hell, figured that as the casino was just across the road from the pub we'd just been at, we'd go check it out, having recently turned 20 and never visited before.
Plan was foiled upon entrance - serious-faced security guard informs "Sorry, due to the dress code, we can't let you in - blue or black jeans are not allowed".
My friend pipes up with "So, you're allowed to wear like, green jeans, then?"
Security guard: "Er, yes, I suppose you are".
Me: "And so you could even wear those really hideous skanky white jeans?"
Security guard: "Um... well yeah, the dress code just states no black or blue jeans..."
Friend: "So I could go reeeally crazy and get a pair of jeans and paint them all different colours and that would be acceptable?"
Security guard: "...as long as they didn't have blue or black in them?"
I think we decided to skip off then - he'd had enough.
Apologies for slight irrelevance, rambliness and length - first QOTW post.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 8:42, Reply)
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