Homemade BoozeSpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...
"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE
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chthonic, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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The Purest beerIn our first house, our neighbours introduced me to homebrew. If you're him and recognise the tale, drop me a line and say hello.
Anyway, he decided that the best beer would be be made from pure fresh rainwater - none of the nasty chlorine you get from the tap. So he collected some lovely rainwater from the waterbutt under the garage (can you tell where this is going?). The brew complete, he reported it was quite tasty. His wife reported he was laid low by mystery headaches and other ailments. She tried suggesting that water collected from an asbestos roof covered in moss, starlings and blackbirds might not be the best. Curiously his ailments disappeared when he decided not to finish drinking that batch. Bit of a crap story really.. perhaps I should spice it up with more serious diseases, but it was funny at the time. Can you get asbestosis of the liver?
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no(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:33, closed)
asbestos is only a problem if it gets in your lungsAsbestos fiber was used to filter the cheaper wines, before all the fuss.
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