Embarassing bodily functions
My now ex-girlfriend lived with a very strange flatmate in her first year of uni. After moving in with 5 other into a mixed flat, everybody was still nervous around each other (as you'd expect) and so they decided to get pissed and get to know each other. Unfortunately, one of the flatmates, Andrew, was one of those clever types who left school at 16 and had gone straight to uni. He had very, very little experience when it came to drinking alcohol compared to his other 17/18 year old housemates and he was also incredibly shy aroun them because they were all much older. However, my ex said that he decided he would drink as much, if not more than them to prove he was "hard and grownup" or something like that.
Not heeding the other flatmates advice he started downing shot after shot after shot of vodka and mixing it with cheap beer and cider. Everybody else said they found this highly amusing until he got completely bungalowed (to borrow a Michael McIntryre expression) and lay down in the corner crying and begging for his mother.
Eventually, Andrew passed out and they continued drinking. That is until he started vomitting up that nights Chinese and all the alcohol he'd consumed. It gets worse tho... My ex said that he not only pissed himself but shat himself also!
I can only imagine his embarassment when he woke up with his first major hangover, in unfamiliar surroundings, lying in a pool of his own vomit, saturated jeans covered in piss and shit all at the tender age of 16.
My ex claims they bullied him mercilessly about this episode for the rest of the year until they all moved out.
(ruud, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:18, Reply)