Women;
a man you find unattractive checks you out in the street/bar/club:

"Ugh! Disgusting, lecherous swine!"

A more visually appealing man does the same thing:

"Well hello there!"

*Guilty*
(Eldoofus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:01, 6 replies)

I think
this may apply to men as well, to be fair.

OR

Men will fuck anything that gives them the time of day, the only factor being their current blood/alcohol level.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:31, closed)

Ha!
I think its exactly the same for men. An attractive woman checks you out, yay! A pig with lipstick does the same thing, ohhh bugger!
( SpankyHanky, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:39, closed)

you wouldn't think they were being a lech though
you'd at least think, "well, that's a backup in case I fail to pull a human"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:14, closed)

The difference being, you may think 'ohh bugger' but you won't act like it's a personal insult
that they're attracted to you.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:24, closed)

I recently visted Yankistan.
I figured it was my charitable duty to help prop up a comedy third-world economy.

One of the reasons I like visiting Yankistan is that I don't even have to try when it comes to pulling the birds. All I have to do is "say something English" and they come running, knickers dropping like stones.

I was in a shop talking to one of the salesdroids when from behind me I heard a breathy, "I just love your accent." Thinking I'd just scored yet again, I turned round, debonair smile on my face, to see someone who could charitably be described as making Dawn French look like a supermodel.

Yes, I shuddered.

But I was more than happy to bask in the attention of the pretty barmaid the next evening.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:28, closed)

I'm not awake today
I got halfway through googling 'Yankistan' thinking "Hmm... Haven't heard of that one before".

Then the penny dropped...
( MatJ LOOK, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:31, closed)