DUMB FRIEND
Every year, myself and a few close friends go on a European break for the weekend. Whilst deciding where to go last year, we settled on Berlin. One friend piped up "Good choice, I've never been to Russia"

For those that don't know Berlin is the capital of Germany! It doesn't stop there believe it or not! We told him where Berlin actually was and he fired back with the immortal words "I never did listen in History"

We gave up and went to Mallorca!!
(bigplums, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 14:40, Reply)