I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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boobiesso, im on holiday when i get stung by a mosquito right next to my nipple. it was very itchy and one night i scratched it so much it swelled up.
i have very bad reactions to bites, so it swelled up quite a bit. so, the next day, one of my boobs was noticably bigger than the other when i sunbathed on the beach in my bikini. so i got some very interesting looks.
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 19:49, Reply)
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