Lara Croft
During my first year of university and having that wonderful first installment of government granted loan, I decided to fulfil one of my biggest childhood fantasies...... owning a life sized statue of Lara Croft! £600 later and she was in my room, towering over my bed in my small student halls. It was great. However, I eventually learned this was not the best way to get laid, having scared every girl that ever entered my room, so she went back on ebay a few months later. Still have the photo of my flatmate banging Lara from behind as we took her apart though, good times.

[Edit] If you insist....


(silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:43, 6 replies)

Pics or it didn't happen
I just want to see Lara Croft getting banged...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:59, closed)

^ This
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( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:13, closed)

I would have thought her tits would be bigger.
Funny that.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 22 May 2009, 5:26, closed)

There are other statues with bigger boobicles
This was a late edition though, where the designers had toned her down. They were still impressive....


(silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:03, closed)

Arms sold seperately
.
(TheColonel, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:15, closed)

Her arms
were busy round my cock.
(silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:01, closed)