Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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RichardI used to work with a girl who, when she hadn't seen someone for a while, say "I haven't seen a lot of X this morning."
You know: "I haven't seen a lot of Brian today" or "I haven't seen a lot of Amy this afternoon."
This worked well until one day when a bloke called Richard has been out of the office for a while.
"I haven't seen a lot of Dick this morning."
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:26, Reply)
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