Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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LiftsOnce a few moons ago I was in Uxbridge doing a bit of shopping.
when the wife and I had finished we made our way to the lifts, once inside an old lady joined us, and as you all know the lift rule, smile and make space, we all made eye contact and I did the bloke thing and pressed the numbers.
Anyway the lift stops on the upper level and a black family get in, once smiles and space is made, a few buttons are pressed and up we go.
Now this being a saturday the lift was stopping at every floor and people had given up and must have used the stairs instead of waiting for the lift. Now on the 4th floor the black family get out and as I peered out to see the floor number, as I could not for the life of me remember what floor we had parked on, turned to my wife and said "Jesus they all look the bloody same"
Well she went red and the old lady went from sweet to stone and jumped out at the next floor even though it was not her floor.
Me being Me was oblivious and as soon as the old lady got out my wife turned to me all pissed off and said "I cant believe you would say something that racist and have no shame"
Well it took a while for me to explain that I was talking about every floor looking the same as the next.
Thank god she believed me!
Thanks
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 18:19, Reply)
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