Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Nice pear?Not long after I had joined the prison service, I was given the job of handing out the fruit to the prisoners at dinner time. The fruit of the day was the humble pear...
As the new inmate wandered over, I looked him cheerfully in the eye, with said pear in my hands, and said the immortal line "Nice pear?"
He looked straight at my norkage, and said "Yeah, not bad Miss" and wandered off.
It took about 40 minutes for my blush to subside...
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bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 19:49,
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If an inmate had said something like that to me when I was an officerI would have put him on the wall faster than he could say 'sorry'
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 2:52,
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