Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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A couple
I called someone a cockpit once, the twat went "oh so im a cockpit am i, well whats that then?" trying to be smart but obviously missing the reference. "its where you take it up the arse you dozy cunt!" he went a little red.
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After a heated childhood slanging match andrew was all out of good insults, i called him a cocksucking horsebanging shitbag. he replied with this absolute gem "well youre a.............. a.... BLOODY GIT!" ive never laughed so much in my childhood.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:06, Reply)
I called someone a cockpit once, the twat went "oh so im a cockpit am i, well whats that then?" trying to be smart but obviously missing the reference. "its where you take it up the arse you dozy cunt!" he went a little red.
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After a heated childhood slanging match andrew was all out of good insults, i called him a cocksucking horsebanging shitbag. he replied with this absolute gem "well youre a.............. a.... BLOODY GIT!" ive never laughed so much in my childhood.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:06, Reply)
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