Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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A friend of mine gets a bit grumpy when he's drunk.
At a house party he once took a particular disliking to one chap, who he persisted in claiming was in fact a woman. After several accusations of femininity, the poor fellow tried to rationally defend himself, saying "look, I'm not a woman. I've got a penis."
To which my friend replied, "That's not a penis, it's a three inch clitoris."
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:10, Reply)
At a house party he once took a particular disliking to one chap, who he persisted in claiming was in fact a woman. After several accusations of femininity, the poor fellow tried to rationally defend himself, saying "look, I'm not a woman. I've got a penis."
To which my friend replied, "That's not a penis, it's a three inch clitoris."
( , Wed 10 Oct 2007, 14:10, Reply)
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