How I Met Mrs Strokes
We got chatting on Sickipedia. at the time we were both with other people, but both of those relationships were clearly in trouble, which is something we had in common and chatted about. what attracted us to each other was that made each other laugh. I split up with my hag of an ex, and she split up with her wife beating ex con of a twat within about 3 weeks of each other. I was sitting one Saturday afternoon in Essex, Chatting to her online in Portsmouth. So I said why don't I drive down. that was over two years ago. last year I moved to Portsmouth, She's sitting next to me right now and is my soulmate. I love her to bits and cannot imagine ever being without her.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:41, 10 replies)

Where are you going to hide the bits?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:58, closed)

Is she as hideously ugly as you are?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:18, closed)

Did she fancy you because you can make The Ladies spurt?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:57, closed)

Will you be providing for any children from this union?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:10, closed)

Does she not mind that you're a sex offender?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:21, closed)

lol Portsmouth

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:31, closed)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:24, closed)

I didn't steal your name.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:26, closed)

I think
I'm going to be sick.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:05, closed)

does she know you're a sex offender?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:12, closed)