Crisp Tray Bastards.
I've fucking had it with people who buy crisps in the pub and turn the bag into a little tray for all to enjoy. Oh hail your fucking benevolent generosity, providing crisps for the peasants. As if i want three fucking crisps off your 'tray' you total cunt. if i wanted crisps i would buy some, i'm not poor. Stop thinking your good just because you thought of others.

People who do this include students and smug pringle jumper wearing bastards.
( Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:13, 15 replies)

I do this
It's about sharing. Everyone likes crisps!
( rofl harris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:14, closed)

Crisps are nicer
out of a bowl
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:18, closed)

Seconded!
Mind you, I am an utter cunt.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:18, closed)

Sorry Pal
But I like this. Especially when we all chip in with different flavours and all that jazz.
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:17, closed)

Yeah and you can do a mix
and chuck in some scratchings·
( rofl harris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:28, closed)

Yuck! Keep your jazz away from my crisps.

( SteamedCleaner, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 9:44, closed)

No your wrong,

( Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:19, closed)

I do this
But furtively, because it's deliciously wrong.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:30, closed)

his wrong what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 19:01, closed)

I have to agree with the OP
I also hate people that can't choose what they want to eat at a restaurant and suggest that everyone should share, just in case they don't like what they order. More often than not it happens in a Indian or Chinese, which have been in existence so long they can no longer be described as exotic.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:52, closed)

Hmmm,
I just don't see either this or OP as a problem. The food thing is a suggestion rather than a decree, and by all means if you want three helpings of rice and the same dishes 3 times over, go for it.

The crisp tray thing, Christ... that sounds like you have an inferiority complex!
"if i wanted crisps i would buy some, i'm not poor"
If someone asks if you'd like a drink do you tell them you don't accept handouts?
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:26, closed)

I do it so that I don't have to eat the whole pack myself
I just want the first few tastes with my first pint, after that I get bored with them. Unless they're Frazzles
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:03, closed)

Frazzles are the business.
We go to our local every week for the pub quiz. Instead of paying £3-£4 at the bar for a few bags of crisps/nuts we all just take our own. Saves us a fortune and we provide a better variety then that tight-fisted bastard of a landlord ever could.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:21, closed)

I do this
Only because it reduces oily crisp fingers, but I dont share them with other people. They can fuck off and get their own.

*puts on Pringle jumper*
(technocore, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 5:38, closed)

great!
this is really irrational!
(W3BOPLASTY, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:03, closed)