Instant Karma
On a regular route of mine there is a duel carriageway that goes down a steep hill with an island at the bottom.

The left hand lane is for straight on and the right hand lane for right only as the road becomes single lane after the island.

This is all clearly marked for the benefit of everyone to see.

Except for some twat in his 'alpha' (yar).

He proceeds to cut me up from the right hand lane and causes me to brake hard to allow him thru MY exit.

I was heading toward Jct4 of the M5 at the time, which I did every day. Consequently I know the route like the back of my hand.

The incident happened about 4 miles from the junction so as a result alot of cat and mouse occured en route.

I was really wound up by this fucker and his noncholant attitude.

Until we hit 'sandy lane' a nice long straight road of dual carriageway proportions.

I took better momentum off the island and my battered 2.0l veccy overtook him with a passenger window 2 fingered salut. This was then followed by him sitting on my tailgate while I deliberately slowed by arctics to slow his progress.

It was at this point when I noticed the lorry coming the other way was flashing his lights.

I clocked immediately that it meant the mobile 'safety camera partnership' van was setup around the next bend where coincidently it turns into single lane again.(Did I mention I know this route!!)

Now I must point out that the road does not actually narrow, but it turns 1 lane due to over zealous H+S officials etc painting white no go lines on the tarmac to artificially narrow it.

I keep on a go slow until the 100 yard marker for single lane then pull over.

He cogs it down and roars past me sensing his victory. He then decides to overtake the waggon in front but runs out of space and has to ride the white no go zig zags to get out of trouble.

All this IN FRONT of the running camera!!!

I really hope they did him for 6 points.

Judging by the look on his face at the next set of lights I rekkon a clean pair of keks was in order.

I have never laughed so hard in my life. right in his face too.

Cocky twat.

Got exactly what he deserved.
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:56, Reply)