Not mine....
At the moment I live in a child free world, although my l'il bro's girlfriend is now carrying, and will be unleashing the next generation on the world in september, when I will get to be the 'cool' Uncle, and teach it lots of bad things which my l'il bro will have to explain to it.I can't wait.


Anyway back to the point, my mate has two little girls and whilst he's no longer with their Mother, he is a brill dad to both of them, looking after them better than their mother does.
Shortly after they split up he took the eldest girl Beth, who was about 5 or 6 at the time round the Deep at Hull, where they saw sharks, and other sorts of fishy type things, and had a great afternoon of Father/Daughter quality time, they'd been taken round the exhibition by a young tour guide, and at the end she asked all the parents and kids if they had any questions, unsurprisingly Beth being an inquisitive little devil put her hand up.
'Yes?' the nice tour lady asked,
'Why don't my Mummy and Daddy love each other any more and why doesn't my Daddy live with us any more?'
apparently the poor girl didn't know where to look.
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 21:22, 1 reply)

Well.....
.....tour guide *did* ask if anyone had any questions.... Perhaps next time she should be more specific.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 5:15, closed)