Little cousin
My (now not so little) cousin, was, of course, read to frequently as a small child. Which lead to a phase of her narrating her life in the third person. For example, she'd drop a toy from her hi-chair, and say: "Oh No! She cried".

Unfortunately she's grown out of it now.
(Merrep, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:29, 3 replies)

that is fucking hilarious!
....she exclaimed.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 0:16, closed)

When I was little
I used to do that all the time

I don't know you do I? hehe
(Katzilla Follow Me! @Kat_Zilla (I don't promise funnehs), Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:55, closed)

"Woof!"
exclaimed the MadBouncyDog as he fell off the chair in amusement.

Have a click!
(MadBouncyDog Barking at the moon since, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 21:13, closed)