Evil kids
I'm the middle child in a family of 3. All 3 of us are fucked up in our own little ways, but that's for another QOTW LOL.

We were evil children. We looked gorgeous but we must have driven my poor mother crazy through our childhood years.

A few examples of our evilness:

* My sister and me used to wake up really early in the morning, go downstairs, into the kitchen and mix anything we could find into a huge mess on the floor. I'm talking flour, milk, eggs, butter and the like. We did this every morning for about 8 months (despite the child-proof locks and daily punishment).

* We made my mum coffee once, she thought we were being nice. It must have been a rare moment. Until she realised it was made with Turpentine Spirit.

* My brother used to listen in to my mum's phone conversations, and then repeat whatever bad things she'd said about my uncle/auntie/gran, whenever said uncle/auntie/gran came round to ours.

* We were very good at destroying any adult relationship she may begin, with alarming speed and accuracy from a very early age.

* Our dad was a tosser who never came round to see us, or buy us anything, but whenever my mum told us off we'd say how much more we loved him and wanted to live with him. That must have hurt.

There are hundreds more. Suffice to say we were not the angelic children we looked like.

I doubt my mum reads beta LOL but I feel bad for the things we did as a kid, it must have been tough. I have a kid of my own now, and it's hard enough when they're fairly well-balanced and do what you say most of the time!
(flyme, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:52, 2 replies)

LOL

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:17, closed)

LOLZ
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(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:31, closed)