Many years ago a friend and I were discussing the source of a foul odour that had permeated the classroom.
My friend sniffed and furrowed his brow... "Have you farted?"

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it." I answered, accusingly.

"Whoever did the rhyme did the crime." Said he, until I pointed out that that too rhymed and he had therefore unwittingly incriminated himself.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh because I had in fact shat my pants.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:14, 6 replies)

*click*
...for the silliness

"He who made the bluff done the guff"
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:32, closed)

:) I have inadvertantly found the best page on Wikipedia.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence_humor
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:40, closed)

'He (she) who inculpated promulgated' is inspired.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:43, closed)

I'm going to us "A fox smells his own hole first." at the earliest opportunity.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:34, closed)

Me too...

(Kip, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:44, closed)

Hahahaha
*click*
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:11, closed)