Pathological Liars
Friz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
( , Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
Friz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
( , Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Steve the Bullshitter
I was at uni with a chap called Steve. Nice guy, but he had an outrageous line in bullshit that used to wind the rest of us up chronic.
An (anti English football team) related pile of poo from around 1999.
"Scottish football fans are great... England were going to get sent home from the last Euro championships because of the fans."
Erm.. Steve... that was Euro 96... IN ENGLAND! You wanker..
"Oh, it must have been the world cup then.."
Er.. USA 1994... the one we didn't quality for?
But all this was turned on its head... for ages we'd been subjected to wildly fanciful stories of his sexual conquests and famous people he'd met around the world..
"Och.. I've met Mike Tyson.."
Yes Steve, of course... And I've met Jesus.
Until one day after much goading, he produces a picture of the said meeting..
Doh! Irrefutable proof..
So, if that's true.. what else is he *not* lying about?
( , Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:12, 1 reply)
I was at uni with a chap called Steve. Nice guy, but he had an outrageous line in bullshit that used to wind the rest of us up chronic.
An (anti English football team) related pile of poo from around 1999.
"Scottish football fans are great... England were going to get sent home from the last Euro championships because of the fans."
Erm.. Steve... that was Euro 96... IN ENGLAND! You wanker..
"Oh, it must have been the world cup then.."
Er.. USA 1994... the one we didn't quality for?
But all this was turned on its head... for ages we'd been subjected to wildly fanciful stories of his sexual conquests and famous people he'd met around the world..
"Och.. I've met Mike Tyson.."
Yes Steve, of course... And I've met Jesus.
Until one day after much goading, he produces a picture of the said meeting..
Doh! Irrefutable proof..
So, if that's true.. what else is he *not* lying about?
( , Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:12, 1 reply)
France 98
In France 98 the England fans were rioting on the beeches in Marseille (I think it was there) and there probably was talk about them being sent home (as usually happens).
Maybe that’s the truth as well!
( , Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, closed)
In France 98 the England fans were rioting on the beeches in Marseille (I think it was there) and there probably was talk about them being sent home (as usually happens).
Maybe that’s the truth as well!
( , Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, closed)
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