Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Felopian tube, I believeWas an 11 year old boy when my nuts started hurted *real* bad. Turns out I've got a thing called 'Tortion of the Testes' which is when your the blood vessels get tied in knots and cut of the blood supply.. and it bloody hurts, too.
Turns out that as well as stitching up my nads, the surgeons also found a minature, left over piece of girl floating around in there. Weird.
They threw it away, the bastards. Wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:29, Reply)
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