An old school mate of mine
joined the navy after school. last time i spoke to him he'd just bought a brand new, top of the range, expensive phone. he'd gone out drinking with his sailor mates and come back to his ship rather drunk and decided to show off his new phone but, in his less than coherent state, dropped the phone, which skated across the deck and off the side of the ship. he said he had no idea where it'd gone until he heard the faint splosh of it disappearing into the mediterranean!
(MrPokey, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 1:23, Reply)