NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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My New NeighboursThere they were a fresh faced young couple trying to start their first home together. I was next door reattaching the heat shield to the exhaust of my motorbike. I stood up and looked over the fence at the young (trying to be) alpha male as he checked out his garden. i tipped him the nod and we started a small talk conversation about the house and local area.
His mrs (who was in the kitchen unloading boxes)shouts through to her boyfriend "can you please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?"
What could we say to each other after that ?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:27, 4 replies)
Sounds like Cov to me!(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:29,
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SurelyJust a swift handshake over the fence and a knowing nod would have been the answer.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 16:43, closed)
It might even have warranted a high-five.
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Would have to agree with the above -Definately sounds like Coventry. Definately... (infact I'm suprised it wasn't a mother yelling this to her son in that lovely east midlands city I used to call home).
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SpankyHanky, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:10,
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