NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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cat shit in the garden does really piss me offbut apparently it isn't the owner's problem because of the nature of cats.
what makes it worse is that if your garden gets full up of someone else's cat's shit, then you are responsible with environmental health.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:10,
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.I think word is starting to spread amongst the local feline populace, that this particular garden has a man...a man with a hose.....a man with a hose and an aim honed through years of quake, doom, unreal tournament etc to hit a moving target with ease.
I wonder if it will be the owners problem when Tiddles is posted back through their door in pieces?
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if only I had a hose in my garden, as I have similar skills :-DI blast a cat with a shotgun-like deluge from a water-filled squeezy ketchup bottle the other day. I was pleased
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:27,
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