Haha!
This eminds me of the time when I spend a lot of my night harassing the club DJ to play Billie Jean only to be told he had just played my request. Slightly embarrassing.
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:29, 2 replies)

^this
I was so drunk and annoyed at how long the requests queue was that I didn't realise my song was halfway through when I asked for it
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:26, closed)

If I'm drunk enough to make a request then I'm too drunk to do it well
I'll drop the pen, or be so intent on holding the pen level that I drop the rest of me, or miss the paper completely.

The best I can hope for is to be writing really big and leave a post-it note that says
_______
|subwa-|
|ys.......|
|..........|
_______
(teebie jeebie, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:29, closed)