Meat Tenderiser
A couple of years ago I lived with 3 blokes who were about 5 years older than me and we had a gay old time. As the only girl I loved it and used to get to be all laddy with them, whilst wearing pretty dresses. All was good and great. Shortly after Glastonbury, one of them remembered he had a bag of about 100 pills somewhere, proceeded to dig them out and we eyed them up. Started chucking them down our necks at about 7pm.

Night ended with me and Leon in our living room, with meat tenderisers, smashing up shot glasses whilst he was wearing gold elvis glasses as protection for his eyes, and I was wearing a cat mask - where the only part of my face that WAS exposed was my eyes. One of our other housemates had to come downstairs and wrestle the meat tenderiser off me as I was saying how nice it would be to smash up our metre long glass coffee table. Aaahh, the good old days.
(natakins, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:43, 15 replies)

Something has gone horribly horribly wrong with qotw.
This appears to be a MASSIVE DRUGS story that is true.

error error does not compute danger will robinson danger
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:40, closed)

Fuck you all of mine are true
(except the elbow, which is very obviously a Chris Morris quote).
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:52, closed)

oh boy ... that's going to make me even more popular than I already am ... I'm dale fucking carnegie
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 17:02, closed)

why would I bother?
this did happen. I just thought it was quite a funny little story. Oh well. the internet is mean.
(natakins, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 19:46, closed)

you spastic
Dr S said your story was true, unlike many others. The Liar image isn't aimed at you.

your story was good. well done.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 20:09, closed)

I know.
I was calling that other chap a liar.

Sorry for making my "liar" so big and confusing. I'm a terrible shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 20:41, closed)

AH I see
Am a spastic, soz.
(natakins, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:00, closed)

yes

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:07, closed)

Great,
now I have epilepsy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 20:33, closed)

SUCCESS!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 20:41, closed)

You fucking racist you sicken me.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:06, closed)

clicky
I'm liking quite a few of the answers this week, but this one really made me lol irl
( 4Q just lurking, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 21:33, closed)

and..
did you shag him?
(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:06, closed)

Yes
I had a bleeding leg from where the shot glass embedded itself in my calf, but we did it anyway.
(natakins, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:00, closed)

ARRRR
Thems woundy loving-make be a delectaful treatery!
(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 8:52, closed)