Flying Condom
I used to wear trainers with the laces bundled up under the insoles. Occasionally the laces would work their way out and they would need to be put back inside. One time at work they were really uncomfortable at the end of a work day and I pulled my trainer off, yanked the insole out and a used condom came flying out of my shoe and landed on a colleague's desk. It was the condom that had vanished last night at my gf's house - we'd looked ofr it but were mystified as to where it had gone. My shoe was where.

My colleague and I just stared at it for a moment until I swept it off my desk into the bin cool as anything and just said "bye then" and walked out of the office as if nothing had happened and it was never mentioned again, thank god
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:07, 3 replies)

That is excellent
and is the sort of stuff quality sitcoms are made of.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:13, closed)

This happened to me many years ago....Mine revealed itself in my mother's living room as I took off my trainers....

"At least you're being safe"


She said.
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:54, closed)

Some friends had a visit from a rather straight-laced relative
...whose dog trotted out of their bedroom proudly carrying a used condom in his mouth....
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:20, closed)